We need to start a community...

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 12/05/2016 at 15:21 • Filed to: None

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...of people who would put this note on neighbors’ cars: “Your car is too quiet for this community. Please increase the noise.”

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Also: “Your race trailer has only been in your driveway one day this week. Our covenant requires that it remain there semi-permanently.”

And perhaps: “We’ve noticed your car has been up on jack stands for a few weeks now. How can we help? We’ll bring beer.”

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:23

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Unless tappet noise counts my Twingo may not be loud enough for this utopia :(

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:25

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So who wants to crowdfund me a TRD exhaust for the 4Runner? Oh and maybe a TRD supercharger too.

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:25

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“lets all do group oil changes on every 3rd saturday and the HOA will organise the recycling of the used oil”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 12/05/2016 at 15:28

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The Automotive Improvement Committee will have the power to make exceptions. The sound of air tools or the smell of welding fumes emanating from your garage may help put you in their good graces.

Seat Safety Switch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:28

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http://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/144201881071/in-retrospect-it-was-so-obvious-i-told-my

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:28

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I disagree with the second. If the trailer is gone for most of the week, that mean they’re out using it like a boss.

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:29

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“we’ve noticed you’ve only parked 3 cars in your driveway when you can clearly fit 4"

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:30

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I own a compressor and a welder, so alls good on that front.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/05/2016 at 15:32

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Nope - custom, garage-built, straight pipes only.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2016 at 15:32

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Oil will be bought in bulk and delivered door to door style.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:34

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You’re right. The TRD exhaust isn’t stainless. So side pipes.

MonkeePuzzle > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 12/05/2016 at 15:34

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plumbed straight to the home perhaps? and a drain in the garage floor to take it for recycling. no drop off or delivery ever!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 12/05/2016 at 15:35

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Can you imagine a neighborhood with a shared shop with lift(s) and a wash bay? It’d be right next to the pool and the playground, of course. I really like where this is going.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 12/05/2016 at 15:38

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Welcome home.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 12/05/2016 at 15:41

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If you can prove you didn’t leave it at a storage facility and return it just for your track day on Saturday, we’ll allow it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 12/05/2016 at 15:44

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The person who can fit the most vehicles on their property should be elected HOA president.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/05/2016 at 15:45

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That’s the only fair way to do it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Seat Safety Switch 12/05/2016 at 15:52

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Yes! Good to read that again (and catch up on some more recent stuff).

You really should repost all your stuff on OPPO - daily Seat Safety Switch is not too much. Or did the shares to Jalopnik somehow make you stop sharing them here?

Quadradeuce > Seat Safety Switch 12/05/2016 at 15:55

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Damnit, now I have to read your whole site. Afternoon ruined.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 12/05/2016 at 15:55

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No, it usually means one of your friends has borrowed it to buy a site unseen car that will become a financial disaster.

yamahog > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 15:57

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That’s what I keep hoping these car condos will be, but they’re never zoned for residential use >:(

vp917 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 17:01

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So basically Outer Heaven, but for gearheads instead of soldiers?

I like this.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > vp917 12/05/2016 at 17:11

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Had to look that one up, but yes, with less security and fewer crewcuts.

CaptDale - is secretly British > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 19:32

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YES PLEASE!!!

JRapp: now as good as new again > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/05/2016 at 20:01

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That would be unfair to those with smaller driveways. I think you should look at it as a percentage - 120% of your driveway is filled with cars, being better than only 90%, regardless of actual count.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JRapp: now as good as new again 12/05/2016 at 20:02

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Those people should have worked harder!

[owns 1-car garage]

u_u

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/05/2016 at 20:48

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That first one. Yes. I nearly got hit by a car the other day backing out of a parking stall that I didn’t even realize was running.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 12/05/2016 at 23:17

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Loud pipes save lives!

endosymbiont > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/09/2016 at 18:57

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Hey, how does one become a contributor to Oppositelock?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > endosymbiont 12/09/2016 at 20:00

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Here you go! http://oppositelock.kinja.com/psst-hey-you-want-some-authorship-1787635220